Are you tired of men’s lack of commitment? Men: think that women are supposed to be “fancy-free” forever? Avoid getting too close because once your girl starts to change (and we always do) you want to move on to the next young, idiot girl, who is “exciting”? When we start fussing over you, (i.e.buying socks [...]
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Have you been married awhile to same guy?? Not sitting next to you in a booth, anymore (because he needs more “elbow room to eat?) Not being escorted to the car but rather, waved to come over…the, “I’m over here,” wave? In the movies, is has it gone from kissing your cherry lips, to [...]
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Are you “Forever 21” times two? Does your skin look more leathered than Michael Jackson (RIP) in “Thriller?” Still wearing sweats with “Juicy” sprawled on the ass? Thinking of getting, or already have a “tramp stamp?” Only going for guys who still live with their college roommate? Still trying to “hook up with some [...]
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Do you have a penis? Did your sport doc name his million dollar yacht after you? Is your nickname a name one would associate with giving a beating? Do you participate in games which require you to tow an eighteen-wheeler? Does Leon Spinks have a full set of teeth compared to you? Greco-wrestle with your [...]
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Are you consumed by golf? Do your clubs cost more than your wife’s wedding rings? Did you root with the “Judge Smails” character in “Caddyshack?” “Golf widow?” What the hell is that? Is the only dirty talk your wife/husband has heard in awhile, “ya, the length of Phil Mickleson’s shaft is rigid [...]
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A show about laughing at life after 30. Season 2 started off very well! Rick and Regina are back with me! Join me this week on DIRTy 30 for: The Theory of the Asshole-In-One!” No, not just an ”avid” golfer, but and “asshole” golfer! Are you so wrapped up in this sport people are surprised you have an actual [...]
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New this season beginning September 12, 2011, every weekday, from 9:30-10:00 a.m. ct.. “The Christine Boswell Show” will premier! Why not start your day off with a sense of humor?
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“Are you even sure anyone knows what your real name is?” Do your friends call you nicknames like “Marley,” or “fire-crotch,” or “hippo?” Does your nickname find its way on invitations, answering machines and table reservations…”Yes, party of eight under ‘Stinky,’ thank you”? Are you trying to break free from the whole “Chugger” name [...]
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“I don’t know how it started, but I am seeing a trend. I have noticed myself “preparing” for sex. It has even become a joke with my girlfriend, Regina, ‘Are you shaving (down there)?’” Has your perception of sex changed, over the years, from sweet hand-holding to sweaty handling? Can you “just have sex on [...]
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(Due to a high volume of requests, this blog is being reposted. Originally posted on March 9, 2011) “Sex fueled by drugs, and financed by an endless supply of “Tiger’s Blood”-money does not ‘make love.’” Did you learn sex from your dude-friend’s, dad’s private skin-flick stash? Do you have hot, naked fantasies of being with [...]
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