Are you tired of men’s lack of commitment? Men: think that women are supposed to be “fancy-free” forever? Avoid getting too close because once your girl starts to change (and we always do) you want to move on to the next young, idiot girl, who is “exciting”? When we start fussing over you, (i.e.buying socks [...]
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Have you been married awhile to same guy?? Not sitting next to you in a booth, anymore (because he needs more “elbow room to eat?) Not being escorted to the car but rather, waved to come over…the, “I’m over here,” wave? In the movies, is has it gone from kissing your cherry lips, to [...]
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Are you “Forever 21” times two? Does your skin look more leathered than Michael Jackson (RIP) in “Thriller?” Still wearing sweats with “Juicy” sprawled on the ass? Thinking of getting, or already have a “tramp stamp?” Only going for guys who still live with their college roommate? Still trying to “hook up with some [...]
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Are you consumed by golf? Do your clubs cost more than your wife’s wedding rings? Did you root with the “Judge Smails” character in “Caddyshack?” “Golf widow?” What the hell is that? Is the only dirty talk your wife/husband has heard in awhile, “ya, the length of Phil Mickleson’s shaft is rigid [...]
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New this season beginning September 12, 2011, every weekday, from 9:30-10:00 a.m. ct.. “The Christine Boswell Show” will premier! Why not start your day off with a sense of humor?
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“Are you even sure anyone knows what your real name is?” Do your friends call you nicknames like “Marley,” or “fire-crotch,” or “hippo?” Does your nickname find its way on invitations, answering machines and table reservations…”Yes, party of eight under ‘Stinky,’ thank you”? Are you trying to break free from the whole “Chugger” name [...]
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“I don’t know how it started, but I am seeing a trend. I have noticed myself “preparing” for sex. It has even become a joke with my girlfriend, Regina, ‘Are you shaving (down there)?’” Has your perception of sex changed, over the years, from sweet hand-holding to sweaty handling? Can you “just have sex on [...]
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(Due to a high volume of requests, this blog is being reposted. Originally posted on March 9, 2011) “Sex fueled by drugs, and financed by an endless supply of “Tiger’s Blood”-money does not ‘make love.’” Did you learn sex from your dude-friend’s, dad’s private skin-flick stash? Do you have hot, naked fantasies of being with [...]
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“Why is it most people feel like they come first in mood, need and desire?” Do you ever feel like you are talking to someone, and they just stare back at you like a wild lemur at the zoo? Feeling like your reasoning with a chimpanzee? Ever been yelled at for no reason other than [...]
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”I exaggerate a little with my questions, and my response about the beans, but the premise is true…the first date nerves….so many things to get right!” Do you look forward to, but kind of dread those first dates with someone who has long-term potential? Are you fidgeting with your hair (girls), or under the [...]
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