Houseguests

The DIRT-y 30 Theory of, “Guest Who’s Coming to Dinner?”

by Christine Boswell on December 29, 2010

“Are we ever really “invited?” And if I were a guest at someone’s home, how would I know if I was becoming their ‘Beast of Burden?’”       Are you a bit out of sorts when it comes to having self-invited guests?  Does your spare bedroom have “caution tape” plastered on the door, complete with a [...]

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The DIRT-y 30 Theory of, “Happy New YOU Year!”

by Christine Boswell on December 22, 2010

 “I remember being stunned by this comment…you know,  like when you run into a glass door, stunned?”       Have you run out of gyms to try the “first month free” deal at?  Are you working (for the twelfth straight year) the, “I’m just going to buy my clothes ten sizes smaller so I will be [...]

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The DIRT-y 30 Theory of “Oh HO-HO-HO-Wis Me”

by Christine Boswell on December 15, 2010

“Has ‘holiday cheer’ turned into ‘holiday tears?’”       Do you like Christmas, but wish it would be done with already? When November comes, do you think to yourself, “Oh my gosh! Is it that time already?” Notice your friends investing more money in toy stocks around Christmas time because of you? Are you beginning to [...]

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The DIRT-y 30 Theory of, “But, Butt and Butthole!”

by Christine Boswell on June 17, 2010

“Do you know that every time you grab a doorknob, you grab someone’s crotch and whatever else was on their hands?”       No, it’s not a new cartoon on MTV, which by the way, used to have music all day.  This is about simple etiquette, and I mean in the simplest forms.  Listen up, thirty-beyonders [...]

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