Girlfriends

The DIRT-y 30 Theory of, “That’s Why They Call Him Bozo!”

by Christine Boswell on July 20, 2011

“Are you even sure anyone knows what your real name is?”   Do your friends call you nicknames like “Marley,” or “fire-crotch,” or “hippo?”    Does your nickname find its way on invitations, answering machines and table reservations…”Yes, party of eight under ‘Stinky,’ thank you”?  Are you trying to break free from the whole “Chugger” name [...]

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The DIRT-y 30 Theory of, “It’s All the Hair-monal Rage!”

by Christine Boswell on April 20, 2011

 ”When did I start resembling “Dr. Fu Manchu?” Lately, it is all I do….get rid of hair on my face (and other parts of my body)!  I have more hair to pluck than a chicken has feathers!”        Have you started to notice some extra sprouting hairs on your body?  Do you hear carnival music [...]

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The DIRT-y 30 Theory of, “Same Club, Different Bar!”

by Christine Boswell on January 12, 2011

“I used to think that older people going to bars were, ‘Looking for love in all the wrong places.’ This is not true…” Do you work for the week and live for the weekends? Or maybe you just live for the after-hour-happy-hour? Still checking out the “scene” just to be “seen?” Is there a high [...]

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The DIRT-y 30 Theory of, “The Fair-Weathered Girlfriend”

by Christine Boswell on October 13, 2010

“I was too busy with my own drama to deal with theirs.  I felt like I was being “positive” (I was so stupid); and even though they dealt with me….I was gone, emotionally and physically.”       Questions:  Do you have “niche” friends?  Is your name,” Good-time Charlie?”  Are you not really a “listener?” Do you [...]

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The DIRT-y 30 Theory of “In Da Club vs. At the Club!”

by Christine Boswell on September 8, 2010

“I am no longer “droppin’ it like it’s hot!”  Instead, I am just doing the ‘stop, drop and roll!’”      Are you totally “down” with the latest music?  Does every song have rap artists Ludacris or ‘Lil John saying “yeah” at least twenty times?  Do your friends refer to you as “dawg” or “hooker?” Can [...]

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