Dating

The DIRTy 30 Theory of, “Does Your Mother Suck Your Dick?”

by Christine Boswell on October 5, 2011

Are you tired of men’s lack of commitment?  Men: think that women are supposed to be “fancy-free” forever?  Avoid getting too close because once your girl starts to change (and we always do) you want to move on to the next young, idiot girl, who is “exciting”?  When we start fussing over you, (i.e.buying socks [...]

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     Have you been married awhile to same guy?? Not sitting next to you in a booth, anymore (because he needs more “elbow room to eat?)  Not being escorted to the car but rather, waved to come over…the, “I’m over here,” wave?  In the movies, is has it gone from kissing your cherry lips, to [...]

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All New!!! “The Christine Boswell Show”

by Christine Boswell on August 17, 2011

New this season beginning September 12, 2011, every weekday, from 9:30-10:00 a.m. ct.. “The Christine Boswell Show” will premier!  Why not start your day off with a sense of humor?

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The DIRT-y 30 Theory of, “Just Don’t Eat the Beans!”

by Christine Boswell on June 8, 2011

 ”I exaggerate a little with my questions, and my response about the beans, but the premise is true…the first date nerves….so many things to get right!”       Do you look forward to, but kind of dread those first dates with someone who has long-term potential?  Are you fidgeting with your hair (girls), or under the [...]

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“I have noticed myself ‘preparing’ for sex.”       Has your perception of sex changed, over the years, from sweet hand-holding to sweaty handling? Can you “just have sex on the spot” and know your thong is clean?  Can’t eat those beer-marinated fajitas, like you use to?  Do you make sure you can only braid the [...]

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“She did not have a problem with this until she actually tried to get to know the girl”friend” of her man; something didn’t feel right…”       Is your man friends with a girl you are not friends with? When she calls, does he “exit stage left?” When you try to talk to her, does she [...]

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 “One day, I caught myself sniffing his armpits…(TOTALLY WEIRD, I know) but I couldn’t stop breathing him in.  He just sat there in total “weirdness,” while I did it.  I can only imagine what he thought…”           Do you sneak a sniff of your man’s shirts after he’s worn it all day (it’s not [...]

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The DIRT-y 30 Theory of, “Just Don’t Eat the Beans!”

by Christine Boswell on February 16, 2011

“Those pesky nerves always get in the way of meeting someone new because you are not comfortable with each other, yet.” Do you look forward to, but kind of dread those first dates with someone who has long-term potential?  Are you fidgeting with your hair (girls), or under the table with your groin area? (Guys, [...]

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“(With Apologies to Gringos (I married one), Latinas (I am one), and Marty Robbins…love his music!)”       Are you a “Gringo” that gets “down with brown” skin?  Do “Spanish Rose” and “Spanish Flea” make you want to flee to the border in order to look for “Rosa?”  Is “Speedy Gonzalez” your hero when it comes [...]

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“ There is this whole new breed of men that I find completely magnetic.”       When you think of “Beauty,” do you think of “Beast?” Does “King Kong” turn you on?  When you hear “Geronimo” do you say to yourself, “after you”?  Does the name “Big Foot” make you raise a brow?… (ahem…you know the old [...]

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