Christine Boswell

What Exactly is the Dirty 30 Theory?

by Christine Boswell on January 27, 2011

The “DIRT-y 30 Theory” is a blog about laughing at life after thirty (even if you are twenty!) ! Based on my own observations and experiences, the “DIRT-y 30 Theory” is just that, my “theories” about life, love and where to eat a good piece of shriveled sausage!! “DIRT-y 30 and Beyond…Get the DIRT!”

***Don’t Forget about my radio show, now, every Wednesday, from 9-10 pm ct.!

***Also you can, now, find my blog and radio podcast on Ensomagazine.com! Enso Magazine | Bringing You the Elements of Life!

The Dirty 30 Thought on My Menstrual Cycle…

by Christine Boswell on April 3, 2012

Just because I am on period, and more emotional, does not mean that I am insincere; my thoughts are real, my words should be taken to heart…just ignore the volume!

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My Personal Feeling of the Year

March 29, 2012

When did “control” replace “love” and “Ideology” replace “Theology?”…..When “Theology” and “Idiocy” collided! (Theocracy) -Christine Boswell

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The Dirty 30 Theory of, “NAY-bor-lee!”

January 23, 2012

“I’ve decided to treat you all with a pre-season blog in advance of the regular season of Dirty 3o (which begins in February).” Do you have a neighbor(s) from hell? Is their logic so warped, time and space would merely be considered “uneven?” Are they so pathetic, psychologists can only say, “WTH?” Do they speak so stupidly, any [...]

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The DIRTy 30 Theory of, “Does Your Mother Suck Your Dick?”

October 5, 2011

Are you tired of men’s lack of commitment? Men: think that women are supposed to be “fancy-free” forever? Avoid getting too close because once your girl starts to change (and we always do) you want to move on to the next young, idiot girl, who is “exciting”? When we start fussing over you, (i.e.buying socks [...]

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DIRTy 30 Theory of, “Get Your Hands Off that Whore!! (I Don’t Touch My Wife that Way!!)”

September 28, 2011

Have you been married awhile to same guy?? Not sitting next to you in a booth, anymore (because he needs more “elbow room to eat?) Not being escorted to the car but rather, waved to come over…the, “I’m over here,” wave? In the movies, is has it gone from kissing your cherry lips, to [...]

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The DIRTy 30 Theory of, “Then There Were NUNS!”

September 21, 2011

When you see a title like, “Catholic Schoolgirls in Trouble,” does it, instead, make you think less about sex and more about Sister Mary Scary with her big yardstick?” Do you prefer a tape measure, rather than a ruler? Having trouble exposing your knees in a skirt? All your blouses white? Are all your panties [...]

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The DIRTy 30 Theory of, “You’re No Bunny, You’re a Wabbit!”

September 14, 2011

Are you “Forever 21” times two? Does your skin look more leathered than Michael Jackson (RIP) in “Thriller?” Still wearing sweats with “Juicy” sprawled on the ass? Thinking of getting, or already have a “tramp stamp?” Only going for guys who still live with their college roommate? Still trying to “hook up with some [...]

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The DIRTy 30 Theory of “We Give Birth, Not Bruises!”

September 7, 2011

Do you have a penis? Did your sport doc name his million dollar yacht after you? Is your nickname a name one would associate with giving a beating? Do you participate in games which require you to tow an eighteen-wheeler? Does Leon Spinks have a full set of teeth compared to you? Greco-wrestle with your [...]

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The DIRTy 30 Theory of, “The Asshole-In-One!”

August 30, 2011

Are you consumed by golf? Do your clubs cost more than your wife’s wedding rings? Did you root with the “Judge Smails” character in “Caddyshack?” “Golf widow?” What the hell is that? Is the only dirty talk your wife/husband has heard in awhile, “ya, the length of Phil Mickleson’s shaft is rigid [...]

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